1. Mapquest direction should begin on step #4. I'm pretty sure I already know how to get out of my own neighborhood.
2. Everyone should boycott movie & television technology beyond Blueray. I'm sick and tired of having to purchase all my movies again and again.
3. US citizens should adopt the afternoon siesta.
4. Don't tell your doctor that you have a "high pain tolerance." We all automatically know you are a wuss at that point.
5. When asking your doctor for pain meds, don't request them by their street names (i.e. "hydros")
6. Texting while driving should be a capital offense. Or at least life imprisonment spent breaking big boulders into pea gravel.
7. Dogs are man's best friend. Cats would be happy to claw out your eyes.
8. MTV should be required to show at least 3 music videos a day.
9. Opinions are not like a$$holes or belly buttons. I've seen people who don't have a navel or an anus.
10. Broadcasting fishing or bowling on TV should be limited to prison televisions.
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